5 Life Lessons I Learned From Friends

January 16, 2018

If you're a Friends fan like me, you've seen every episode countless times. You feel like you actually know Monica, Ross, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe. The jokes are still funny, and you can quote entire episodes verbatim. You can also take any episode and relate it to every day life. Here are 5 life lessons I've learned from Friends.

1. Don't ask a guy out unless you're sure he likes you.
Joey: Alright Rach, the big question is, does he like you?
Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

2. There are seven basic erogenous zones on a woman's body.
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.
Chandler: There are seven?
Monica: The important thing is to take your time. You want to hit them all, and you want to mix them up. You gotta keep them on their toes.
Rachel: Ooh, toes!

3. When getting a spray tan, it's imperative to listen closely and follow directions.
If you don't, you could end up AN EIGHT!

Chandler: Hold on. There's something different about you.
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler: Was that place... the sun?!

4. If you can't get your baby to laugh, rap Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back to them.
It works like a charm. Babies love big asses.

Rachel: What did you do to make her laugh?
Ross: I, um.. Well, I sang.. Actually, I rapped Baby Got Back.
Rachel: You what?! You sang, to our baby daughter, a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with big giant asses?

5. When your best girlfriend is having a bad day, you grab some beer,
pop some popcorn and sit around in wedding dresses.

Rachel: You know, I gotta tell ya. This really does put me in a better mood.
Monica: I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. Maybe someday there will be...


Lauren @ Lot Forty Eight said...

I think this is my favorite post of yours ever.

Allena said...

#2 is one of my favorite scenes EVER!